Resolution of the Current State of Mortal Affairs and Designer Wings

Present: Morty, Angelic Secretary

Resolution:

Item 1: The recent spate of human incompetence shall be addressed with an additional 4 weeks of mandatory training.

Item 2: A new policy of mandatory wing-checking shall be implemented to ensure the integrity of the Designer Wings program.

Item 3: All mortal affairs shall be subject to review and approval by a panel of expert angels.